Monday, 16 November 2009

Top 5 Reasons To Dye Your Pubic Hair


1. TO COVER GREYS

The sight of a few rogue grey hairs protuding from your head scalp is one thing, but greys in the nether regions are a different nightmare completely.

Pubic hair dye allows you the comfort and security of knowing that if your date goes well, you won't have to worry about the silver fox lurking in your underpants.

2. TO SHOCK YOUR PARTNER ON THE WEDDING NIGHT

The speech went down a treat, and the reception is beginning to wind down. Time to retire upstairs with your beautiful spouse for a night of passion before jetting off on your honeymoon.

But can you imagine their face when things get frisky, far from revealing the normal dusky browns characteristic of your pubic thatch - you actually reveal a dazzling display of Malibu Blue, or Sexy Lilac?

Please note : sunglasses required.

3. TO IMPRESS OTHER NATURISTS/NUDISTS

Being a nudist has one drawback - you can't use clothes or fashion accessories to convey your personality. Instead, you have to rely on either the words that come out of your mouth (what a shame) or hope that you have a spectacular body where it matters.

These problems are now a thing of the past with Betty Pubic Hair Dye, as you can convey any character you choose! It's a great ice breaker too. Some examples :

  • Love Red - Dangerous, lives life on the edge

  • Lucky Green - Interested in environmental issues

  • Malibu Blue - Patriotic

  • Sexy Lilac - I'm only here to look, stop talking to me

  • Blond - Swedish, or just a poser


  • 4. TO MATCH THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD

    It's all very well dying your hair brown before a hot date in an attempt to hide your oddly coloured barnet, but what happens if things go better than planned as a result?

    You'll be discovered for the lying cheeky rascal you really are, unless - you dye your shameful hair 'down there' alongside your head and chest hair.

    Good luck.

    5. YOU LOST A BET

    Don't worry, it's really easy to go back to your original colour, we promise.

    Love,

    The Look Lush Team

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